Comical Thoughts:

At least one of these will get to you.

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer, And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.


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Knowledge,               Intelligence,                 Wisdom

in life generally (and in religion) and how they affect our mental, emotional & spiritual health and happiness parallel how Diet & Nutrition affect our physical health:


For some important concepts to consider about your Diet and how much it affects your health, check our page on "Nutrition & Health" plus the connecting pages (linked from that page).   For other good sources of info and the kinds of products that are critical to get the necessary nutrition that is severely lacking in most diets, the following sites we have found to be two of the best resources (highest quality and at reasonable prices):

Nature's First Law - Loaded with resources - many informative, inspiring and motivating books -- well worth the nominal costs.

Pure Potent Organic Plant Nutrition   -   Highest quality, most pure products - direct from plants - at most reasonable prices - for all health concerns.

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Paying Income Taxes? You can reduce what you pay by about 40% AND direct those funds into an income producing asset (you own) in Clean Renewable Energy, (instead of bureaucratic waste). You can gain ownership in a Solar Power Plant at NO Cost, plus considerable cash in your pocket (immediately) - all legally of course, and greatly beneficial to the country and everyone, as well as to you. Explained Here.

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Something else EVERYONE should learn about -- to better prepare for the future
- - to better protect yourself -- concerning the massive money confiscation and illegal controls over the money, economies & governments of the U.S. and the world,
-- an In-Depth, Critical History of Money & Banking - the root of most deceptions, problems, conflicts. The U.S. obviously went into Iraq under very questionable or false pretenses. Millions of people around the world are suffering and dying - in many unjust, unnecessary wars, and from abusive governments. The least everyone can do is get informed as to just what is going on, and where most of the control exists:

"The Money Masters" Video - about who controls the "money" - the creation (confiscation) of massive Wealth & Power.

Learn what is going on and what should be done in our government and our economy today from one in congress who is worth listening to, who addresses the most important, core concerns in our society: the fraud, manipulations & control of the big money (central bankers) and the over extended power(s) of the government, the dismantling of the constitution, and sovereignty of the U.S., Ron Paul at: campaignforliberty.com

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